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Why You Need to Have Patience with Your Short Stories

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A Short Story Publication 4 Years in the Making

Last month I received an e-mail saying my short story “I’ll See You in the Morning” was to be published this spring in an online university magazine called Coe Review. Hooray! What great news! My story was accepted for publication!

It only took four years.

In May of 2015, months before I embarked upon my MFA in Creative Writing, I spent four weeks writing a short story, “I’ll See You in the Morning,” about an elderly man suddenly faced with a life-altering decision about his ailing wife.

I’ve never written a piece of fiction so slowly in my life. I wrote, on average, 250 words a day, seven days a week. I paid attention to the storytelling, yes, but also to language, and to dialogue, and to trying better myself as a writer.

I wanted to write an adult literary story that was serious, that had something to say, that was unlike anything I had ever written before.

After four weeks the first draft came in at about 6000 words, and when I started sending it out to magazines at the end of the summer, it came in at 5300 words. I spent the rest of 2015 sending out the story, which I believed with my whole heart was the best piece of work I’d ever written.


But then, of course, the rejections rolled in.

Twenty rejections or more in the first six months, and then I had the story workshopped in the formal MFA setting in the spring of 2016. Nobody really liked it all that much, including the professor. There wasn’t much enthusiasm for it.

My professor thought the story should go a different direction halfway through, so I totally changed the second half and spent most of 2016 submitting the story in its new version.

In May of 2017, two years since I wrote the first draft, I looked back at the first version of the story, the one I had committed to before my workshop.

I preferred the original version over the new version, actually, so I did another re-write, then sent out the story to more places in the summer of 2017.


In October 2017 I received a promising e-mail.

An editor at a major magazine really enjoyed the story and was thinking about publishing it. Alas, she was retiring soon and would not be able to make the final decision for the issue it was allotted for.

That was okay, I guess. And so I waited. And waited.

Finally, in the summer of 2018, I received word that the new editor at the magazine had taken over, and that she was eager to look at my story soon.

That was okay, too. And so I waited. And waited.

And waited some more.

This past February I finally received word from that new editor that she was passing on the story. She officially passed on it… in February of 2019… almost two years since I submitted the story to the magazine in the first place.


I definitely felt depressed after I received the latest rejection of “I’ll See You in the Morning.”

Since August of 2015, I’ve probably sent it to seventy magazines, maybe more.

So many rejections. So much silence.

I still think this is one of my better short stories, but after I received word about the latest rejection, I decided maybe it was time to retire this one for good. Just focus on my three more recent stories I’ve written in the last eighteen months.

Maybe it was time to give up completely on “I’ll See You in the Morning.”

And yet it’s almost like the universe reminded me, again, to never give up.

Because after nearly four years, my story was officially accepted for publication in March of 2019 and just this week was published online in Coe Review.

You can read the story below…


Listen — just because your story gets lots of rejections, don’t give up on it.

I know what it feels like to be rejected once for your short story, let alone ten times or twenty times.

Or fifty times.

But remember this, always — all it takes is one yes. One editor out there who responds to your story and accepts it for publication.

So don’t give up. If your latest story is rejected a lot, take it out of the drawer occasionally and revise it a couple more times. Maybe cut 500 words or 1,000 words. Add a new scene. Change the ending.

Do what you need to do, do what feels right, then send it out again.

It might take a year, or two years, or four years for it to find a home.

But if you believe in your story, keep at it. You never know when a nice surprise is just around the corner.

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Larry’s Last Day: A Short Story

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Larry’s Last Day

by Brian Rowe

Larry Trapper had tears in his eyes as he made the twelve-minute drive from his apartment on La Cienega to the large yellow building next to I-10. He opened his center console and fished his fingers past the empty gum wrappers to grab a folded napkin. He dabbed it under his swollen eyes and tossed it on the passenger seat.

When his cell phone rang, Larry let the call go to voicemail. He wasn’t in the mood to talk to anybody. If his own mother had been calling from beyond the grave to tell him the meaning of life, he still wouldn’t have answered.

Larry pulled off the freeway and parked in his reserved spot, behind the building. He glanced to his left, and as the cold April wind wafted against his tired face, he let out a loud sigh. He was more than an hour early — but there were already three cars in the parking lot.

“This is bullshit,” he said, and struck his fist against the steering wheel.

He walked to the back entrance and shoved the key into its lock. At first the door didn’t open, and for a moment, he wondered if he had already been locked outside forever. But then he jiggled on the handle and jammed the door open.

Music blasted from the ancient speakers overhead. Sugar Ray’s “Every Morning.” His least favorite song of the last five years.

“Hello?” he shouted, like he was trying to wake up a room full of senior citizens. He took his first step inside and reared his head around the corner. “Is someone in here — ”

A young man brushed past his shoulder. He was bopping his head up and down to the music as he carried a gargantuan brown box. Two VHS tapes spilled over the top and landed on the lime green carpet.

“Give me that!” Larry stomped toward the young man, the kid, the thief. “You guys weren’t supposed to be here until nine!”

He stepped on the kid’s foot and heard an exaggerated scream. Larry ignored it. He grabbed the box and pulled open the top. Horror movie tapes. Seventy, maybe eighty. Everything from the Universal monsters to the Wes Craven shockers.

He set the box down and looked toward the front of the store. Two signs were already on the windows, both boasting the same thing, what had finally been forced on him: NEW DVDS FOR SALE! NEW DVDS FOR SALE!

“No,” he whispered. “Too soon. It’s too soon.”

“Aww, is someone sad?” a voice said from behind.

Larry didn’t turn around right away. He thought if he stayed focused on the desecration of the store, the person behind him would go away, or, even better, disintegrate.

But the voice continued. “You need to get with the times, my friend. We’re already a year too late. Six more months of this and we would have — ”

“Stop talking!” Larry couldn’t take the inane rant any longer. He spun around and looked down — way down. His boss Bill was five-foot-four, but his bulky hat bumped him up another inch or two. Larry pointed at the young men carrying the boxes and said, “I want these people out of here! I want them gone!”

Bill took a step forward. Despite his diminutive size, he had the confidence of a billionaire CEO. “It’s not up to you, Larry. Face the times we’re living in.”

Larry leaned down and grabbed his boss by the collar. “You have exactly one minute or I’m throwing them out myself.”

An awkward silence ensued. Larry and Bill stared each other down as if either one glancing in a different direction would bring on a fiery apocalypse.

Finally, Bill grinned, and pulled up his black briefcase. “You know what? I was gonna do this later, but what the hell.” He opened it up. Shuffled through a mountain of pages and handed a document to Larry.

“What’s this?” Larry asked, looking over the page like it was written in Cantonese.

“I’m sorry, but I’m letting you go.” He stood up straight, and shut his briefcase with a loud click. “It’s not working out. You’ll get your last check on Friday.”

Larry crumpled up the page and glanced toward the new rack of DVDs. Forty copies, at least, of the same movie: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. He grabbed one. Studied the front and back of the case.

Then he took out the shiny DVD and threw it at Bill, like a Frisbee. It smacked his boss on the forehead and dropped to the ground.

“Forget the damn money,” Larry said. “I just want the tapes.”

“You want the — what?”

Larry pushed past Bill and grabbed the brown box. As he carried it out of the building and to his car, he thought a heart attack was imminent; the box weighed so much that big globs of sweat trickled down his cheeks and chin. He opened his trunk, shoved in the box, and quickly sped down the one-lane road, back to his apartment, the only place he could still call his home.

He turned the radio on, but the station was playing “Every Morning.” He slammed his fist against the dial and rode the rest of the way in silence.

He pulled into his parking spot and walked up four flights of stairs with the heavy box. The elevator had been broken for an entire week, and the landlord kept promising she would get it fixed. He considered pounding on her door and yelling at her, too, but he didn’t want to talk to anybody. Not today. Not for a long, long time.

Larry walked the ten steps into his living room, faced the sixty-inch-screen TV that took up the entire wall, and opened the box. It was April twelfth, 1999.

“Let the horror marathon begin,” he said.

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The Surprising Revelation of Velma Von Tussle: A Short Story from the POV of Hairspray’s Venomous Villain

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Thanks for having me over. It’s been a really long day. If I have to endure one more taping of those negroes singing and dancing on the Corny Collins stage, I swear, I’ll leave this stupid, filthy, liberal Baltimore and go somewhere that’s the real America. Like… Arkansas. Wait. Nevermind. I can’t imagine what that kind of humidity would do to my hair. I can’t afford to look bad, Prudy. Not at my age, let me tell you.

Oh, thanks for the drink. A double? You shouldn’t have.

It’s amazing, really. All I try to do is put on the best show I can. Every single day I create a program from the ground up that serves as endless entertainment for families all around our city. And what do I have to put up with now? A demand for integration. A plea that I give the negroes a chance. And that little bitch Tracy Turnblad who thinks she’s starting some kind of revolution. I swear — I thought Edna was a piece of work, but her daughter is even worse, a goddamned degenerate she is. But you know what? It’s only temporary. It’s all going to pass. Because the negroes of all ages, of all backgrounds, have their place, and it’s not with my show, and it’s certainly not with me.

At least, I guess… not anymore.

You can’t tell a soul. Not Amber. And not Franklin, even though he’d never believe you. That man, I swear, would take my word about anything in this world. No, this is something that can only exist between us, understand? I never even told my mother about this. This would have killed her.

Another drink? Sure thing.

So I’ve only been in love a few times in my life. One time was with this freckle-faced redhead named Carl, who I quickly dumped for Franklin after I got pregnant, but… you’ve heard that story. The first boy I loved? His name was Jason Laroche. Isn’t that the most sublime last name you’ve ever heard? We met when I was seventeen, during my senior year. One day I was walking home from school when I tried a shortcut, which took me the wrong way, of course it did, and led me into a neighborhood I was not overly familiar with. And when I saw this negro couple walking down the sidewalk, I ran, Prudy, I just bolted. I thought I might be captured, tortured. Held for ransom. I don’t know. A hundred horrible thoughts were running through my mind, and I turned a corner too fast, got my foot caught in a gutter, and I slammed my face against the concrete. Boom! Thankfully my teeth were saved — I didn’t even need a trip to the dentist — but I had bad cuts all over, I was bleeding. I didn’t know what to do. And then I felt these big hands grab me by the shoulders, and I heard this deep voice say, “Are you all right, Miss?” God, that voice. I’ll never forget it.

And I’ll never forget the way he looked, either. Jason was so beautiful, so tall and striking. He had the most genuine smile I’d ever seen on another person. He took me home and cleaned up my face — he used this impressive first aid kit, I guess his dad was a doctor — and before I left, you know what I did? I couldn’t help it, and I’m not ashamed. I didn’t even bother listening to the little voice in my head begging me to get out of there before I did something I regretted. I smashed my palms against Jason’s cheeks and I kissed him, Prudy. I kissed a negro man.

Oh, don’t give me that look. Hear me out. And yes, fine. I’ll have one more drink.

So I kissed him, and he kissed me back, and then suddenly being with Jason became a big part of my life, in between the long hours at school and dinner at home. My mom thought I was studying at the library, when I was really with Jason, taking walks, eating ice cream, listening to him play the harmonica. Jason was my whole world for a short window of time.

But then one Friday school got out early — for testing, I think, I can’t really remember — and I went over to see Jason at eleven instead of two-thirty. He was nineteen, out of school, in between jobs, and so I knew he’d be home. I didn’t even bother knocking. Instead, I came through his back door, which he always left unlocked. I tiptoed down the hall, quietly, and entered his room. This was the day I was going to tell him I loved him.

But then I saw him on the bed, naked, with another girl, a tall, curly-haired white girl. I never did find out her name. I kicked her in the chest, and slapped Jason in the face, and I sprinted out of there as fast as I could.

Sure, one more drink. But seriously. That’s the last one.

Jason eventually caught up to me. It was the first time I’d even seen him in my own neighborhood. He told me he was sorry, that he cared about me. But then he said he didn’t want to see me anymore. I asked him why — I couldn’t resist — and when I close my eyes right now, I swear I can still see the look on his face when he said this. Jason said that I’d gotten too fat. He called me fat, Prudy. There I was, a white teenager slumming it with some unemployed negro boy, and he has the gall to call me fat. Oh, I screamed in his face. Told him to go die, to go back to the hellhole he came from.

And then you know what I did next? I starved myself that summer. I ate nothing but berries and carrots and celery sticks, and that September I auditioned for the Miss Baltimore beauty pageant. Forty-nine girls. Forty-nine girls, and I won. The fat girl was no more, and Velma Von Tussle was finally born. A person who leads. A person who wins. A person who won’t let one negro, child or adult, girl or boy, near my amusement park, near my Amber, and especially near my television show. I don’t care about the color of their skin, that’s never been the problem. I care that one of their species, in that one despicable moment, made me feel like I was nothing. And so I’m going to spend the rest of my life guaranteeing their swift and thorough demise with every last piece of arsenal I’ve got.

Anyway. I should call Franklin. He’s probably wondering where I am. Or maybe he’s not, I don’t really care. The sad part of this whole story? I’ve never loved Franklin, not for one second. But I loved Jason. I loved him with all my heart.

Prudy. No, please. No more, okay? No more!

Oh — all right, if you insist. One last drink.

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Before the End Credits Roll: A Short Story

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Before the End Credits Roll

by Brian Rowe

Harold hadn’t been to the movies in more than a year. It had been one of his favorite past-times, going to the local cinema to catch the latest blockbuster, or art film, or B-grade horror film; he didn’t really care what kind of film it was as long as it entertained him. If he liked the storyline, admired the lead actors, he gave almost anything a chance.

But going to the movies wasn’t the same anymore. He didn’t mind the higher ticket prices, or the shitty hot dog that cost as much a gourmet grilled cheese at his local café. He hated the other moviegoers instead, those inconsiderate people who talked from the opening credits to the end, who kicked the back of his chair, who lit up the theater walls with the white light of their cell phones. When he went to American Sniper at the beginning of 2015 — by himself, since his wife is one of the three women in the world who hates the sight of Bradley Cooper — he was inundated with so much rudeness surrounding him that he stormed out halfway through and vowed to never come back. It’s not like he needed to go a theater to watch a movie. He had his seventy-five-inch screen TV at home, 7.1 surround system, Blu Ray player, satellite, Apple TV, Netflix, Amazon, the works. Why did he ever have to leave his comfy leather sofa again?

It wasn’t until his son Ben came home for a surprise visit that a trip back to the movies was in order. The two of them loved anything with Leonardo DiCaprio — Ben continued to rave about his performance in The Wolf of Wall Street, while Harold still had a soft spot in his heart for his work in Titanic — so the two set out to see The Revenant on a cold Sunday afternoon.

Harold was nervous on the drive. Even though they were heading to the new multiplex in town that had reserved seating and expensive wine for purchase at the bar, and even though the movie had been out for five weeks and probably wouldn’t be too crowded, he was still scared the experience could be a repeat of last year’s disaster. He pulled into an empty parking space — the lot was barely half full, a good sign — and he and Ben walked through the main entrance and picked up their tickets from the automated machine for the 3 PM screening. Harold laughed after he paid forty-four dollars at the bar, for just two mugs of beer and a large bucket of popcorn, but he didn’t mind the cost; he was thrilled the line had been short and that the hallway to the theater screens was practically empty.

He and Ben sat down in their seats near the back of theater six, the movie just a few minutes from starting. There were lots of people in the middle and front, including a baby Harold couldn’t help but sneer at, but the back two rows were mostly barren, only a middle-aged couple close by, about seven seats over. The lights dimmed, and the previews began, and even though Harold rolled his eyes at the endless barrage of two-minute trailers, he was satisfied at least that this crowd was being quiet and — surprise, surprise — acting civilized.

The Revenant began, and Harold finally relaxed, leaning back in his chair and immediately falling under the spell of this film’s awesome power. The opening few minutes that unfolded on the giant, three-story screen were spectacular, and by the time the scary bear attacked DiCaprio’s character, Harold had fallen back in love with going to the movies. This was how a film was meant to be seen. This was the only way to see the director’s true vision.

Everything was exceeding Harold’s expectations, until the sound of ill-timed laughter snapped him back to reality. He peered to his right, as two teenagers bounded up the steps, stopping momentarily at a row near the middle, then continuing to the very back. He tried everything in his mental power to will them away, out of the theater, never to return, but they kept coming closer and closer, eventually sitting just two seats over. One landed on his butt a little too hard, and they both laughed, again, pushing their palms over their mouths, as if that simple action would prevent anyone near them from hearing their stupidity. The boys looked close to eighteen, hats on backward, baggy pants, underwear in full view. They took out their cell phones at the same time and started texting.

“When’s Maria coming?” the guy on the left asked his friend.

“Why are you asking me? She’s your girlfriend.”

“So? You talked to her last. Hey, tell her the movie already started, that we’re in the back row. Tell her we have seats saved for her and Jennifer — ”

“Do you mind?” Harold shouted, louder than he expected to.

The teen boys turned toward him and glared. “Can I help you?” the one on the left asked.

“You can help me by finding another place to sit,” Harold said.

Dad.” Ben tapped his hand on his father’s knee. “It’s okay, it’s fine. Can you try to just watch the movie — ”

“Ben, stay out of this!” Harold shoved his son’s hand away. He crossed his arms, his face on fire with the kind of rage he hadn’t felt since watching American Sniper. He’d been so close to having the experience he’d wanted, and these two kids had ruined it for him yet again. He leaned over his armrests and said, “You two gonna move seats or what?”

The one on the right sat forward and finally acknowledged Harold, flipping him off without a moment’s hesitation. “Shut the hell up. We have just as much right to see back here as you do, old man.”

Harold jumped out of his seat — faster than any spry kid could have leaped up, that’s for sure — and grabbed both of the teenagers by their hand-me-down t-shirts. “Listen to me, and listen to me well,” he said. “I know you two punks snuck in here. Probably from another movie, right? I’m only going to say this one last time. Move to another row.”

“And if we don’t?” the one on the right said, a condescending smile forming on his lips.

He wanted to slap them both across the face, he really did — but Harold had a better idea. He pushed past them and sped down the aisle, down the steps, out of the theater. He wasn’t going to let those cheap kids get away with talking, with texting, with sneaking into a movie that cost fourteen dollars and no less. Fourteen dollars was nothing to Harold, who was still raking in about three million a year, and didn’t think twice when his wife went on her bi-monthly cruises with her rich, Botoxed girlfriends. But just because he’d taken risks and made more money than he ever could have dreamed of, didn’t mean the slackers of the world could rob him of his fun. His experience watching DiCaprio’s newest had already been compromised, but he still had a chance to enjoy the rest of the movie.

He found the young theater manager and demanded she remove the teen boys from theater six. He told her the truth — they were being disruptive, and worst of all, they’d sneaked in from a different movie. She went into the theater and talked to the guys, and when they still refused to move, she called in a security officer who escorted the teens into the outside hallway, a roar of applause emanating from inside.

Harold gave them a victorious wave good-bye, as the security officer pushed them toward the lobby exit doors. The teens shot angry looks at him, and when they reached into their pockets, he expected them to pull out guns. Instead, they took out little pieces of paper, flung them on the hallway carpet, and stomped out of the building, no questions asked.

“Now you can return to your movie,” the manager said.

“Thank you,” Harold responded, his eyes not on her, but on the carpet.

As soon as the manager and the security officer disappeared behind him, Harold inspected the two pieces of paper. They were tickets for The Revenant, for 3 PM in theater six.

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Nellie’s Perfect Gift: A Short Story

 

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Nellie’s Perfect Gift

by Brian Rowe

The birthday party had to be spectacular. Theresa had invited fourteen of her friends, most of whom were from Mrs. Kent’s class, but a few of whom were from P.E., recess, her own neighborhood. They were a mix of ages — some ten, some eleven, two twelve-year-olds, one thirteen-year-old who looked about nine. Her mother had decked out the house with countless decorations, even going so far as to put a giant banner outside the front entrance door stretched at least forty feet horizontally. The day Theresa moved from Albequerque to Santa Cruz last year was her very own birthday, and so the only party she had was a slushee fest at the local 7–11, her brother Carl giving her a hug and a coupon for a free hot dog. This year was going to be different, Theresa had made enough friends to fill the front half of the house, everywhere from the entrance hallway to the gargantuan living room, and she was ready for a memorable birthday she would never forget.

Ashley and Amy arrived first, two blonde sisters with pigtails who each brought a lopsided box that looked to fit exactly one large skate. Mary came next, then Patricia and Sarah and Tiffany. All of her friends had made it on time, except for one — Nellie. Where was Nellie? Theresa had become good friends with her out on the basketball court at recess last month, always losing to her when they played HORSE but hoping one day that victory would be hers. Thirty minutes went by, and the large group was already ready for the chocolate and vanilla ice cream cake, which Theresa’s mom made from scratch and didn’t just order from the local Baskin Robbins, when the doorbell rang. All of the girls asked who it was, and when Theresa told them Nellie, they all gave her strange, almost petrified kind of looks. Theresa answered the door, and Nellie bounded inside, the biggest present of the night wrapped in her arms. It looked large enough to fit a golf cart. Theresa told her to set it in the family room area along with all the other presents, which were numerous, a whole lot more than last year.

Nellie hugged Theresa and then said hello to the other girls, who were all huddled together in a circle at the kitchen table, Theresa’s mother starting to slice the cake. The girls, noticeably, did not say hello back, didn’t even acknowledge Nellie. Theresa went so far as to introduce her to the group a second time, and finally about five of the girls gave Nellie a little wave, as Theresa’s mother starting set down plates of the cake one by one. Theresa got the biggest slice, of course she did, but she was one of the few who actually allowed enough time to enjoy the sinful dessert, every bite light and refreshing, the moist chocolate cake mixed in with the vanilla ice cream like a sweet lover’s dream. Most of her friends were just shoveling it in like breakfast oatmeal, two minutes to go before they catch their bus. Nellie scooted her chair up beside Theresa and brought her fork down to the plate. Theresa did a double take, noticing that Nellie had the smallest slice of everyone at the table. She asked her mother to give Nellie more, but she just shrugged and apologized for not making enough. That wasn’t like her mother. That pastry-pie-dessert queen always made more than enough.

The group moved into the family room, where the TV was on and playing the latest Oscar telecast, and Theresa started opening her presents. She received two skates from the twins, although each was a slightly different shade of black. She got the limited edition Harry Potter series from Sarah, a new wristwatch from her friend, Gwen. She loved all of her gifts, but nothing was standing out for her, nothing super personal that actually meant anything. Ten more minutes passed and she had two gifts left, one from Tiffany, one from Nellie. Tiffany’s gift was the size of an apple, so she opened that one first — a Christmas ornament hand-painted from Tiffany’s artist aunt. It was gorgeous, but still, it felt like something Tiffany would give to just anyone. Theresa moved to the other couch and tipped Nellie’s present to its side. It was a big box, and heavy enough to hold an adult German Shepherd. Nellie was the most unpredictable of all her friends, and it wouldn’t have surprised Nellie to find a pet dog in the depths of the box.

Theresa ripped off all the wrapping paper, then pulled open the top part of the box. First she pulled out a basketball jersey with Theresa’s name stitched into the back. Then she pulled out not one, not two, but three basketballs. Theresa thought that had to be it, but the box was still heavy, and she still hadn’t reached toward the depths of it. She had to tilt the box more toward her, to be able to dip her arm down far enough. Her fingers latched on to plastic, then the back of a wooden board. She started to pull the object toward her, but it was too heavy, and she asked for Nellie’s help. Both girls reached into the box and pulled with all their might, Nellie nearly tripping over the chair leg and falling on her face, and a black mini basketball backboard came tumbling out, right onto the carpet. Theresa brought her hand to her chest, amazed at the sight before her. Theresa’s name was on the backboard, too, along with Nellie’s name beside it, and underneath the phrase, FRIENDS FOREVER.

“Black,” someone said. “It’s from Nellie, so of course it would be black.”

Theresa spun around. Looked down at the semi-circle on the floor, at all her so-called friends. “Who said that?”

None of the girls locked eyes with her. They stared in twenty other different directions, but nowhere close to Theresa.

Finally, Ashley pointed at her sister. “It was Amy! Amy said it!”

Amy’s eyes opened wide, as everyone stared at her. “Ashley, what are you doing?”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I can’t lie, I just can’t!”

Nellie already had her arm out to stop Theresa from charging across the room toward loudmouthed Ashley, but Theresa pushed right past it, her face reddening with a pulsating rage, her eyes welling up with unexpected tears. “Ashley,” she said, “you say one more thing bad about Nellie, and I’ll kick you out of this house, understand?”

Ashley nodded and gripped the hand of her sister tight.

“That goes for all of you,” Theresa said, and then she walked back to Nellie, picking up the backboard and one of the new basketballs on the way. “Now who’s ready to take on me and Nellie outside?”

The girls played basketball late into the night, Amy and Ashley scoring the lowest of everyone, Tiffany and Patricia receiving a couple points more, Theresa and Nellie leading the way and showing the rest of the girls how the game is done.

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Pumpkin Milkshake: A Halloween Horror Story!

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Pumpkin Milkshake

by Brian Rowe

Marty’s stomach was growling, and not in a good way.

He pulled to the side of the road and brought his face down against the steering wheel as a silent burst of flatulence filled his car with the nauseating odor of a nursing home.

He rolled down his window and slammed his fist against the dash. The pain didn’t want to go away. He kicked open his door and stepped out into the warm October sun.

It was barely noon. Marty had been driving from San Diego for over five hours, and all he’d eaten since awakening was a moldy piece of toast. He was sixty-one years old and about sixty-two pounds overweight. His gut drooped a couple of inches over his belt, and his enlarged neck had recently welcomed a twin brother.

He grabbed hold of the ski rack on top of his car as a tornado of wind erupted between his flabby butt cheeks, this time with the vibrant intensity of a symphonic orchestra. He gripped hold of his stomach and thought the obvious.

I need to eat something.

He turned to his left to see a gift shop, gas station, and film history museum. Every building looked dead, as if he had just stumbled into a ghost town.

Marty breathed a sigh of relief when he noticed a large family of seven waddling toward a restaurant. When his stomach showed no signs of quieting down, he decided to stalk them, each passing step bringing him closer to a structure covered with over-the-top Halloween decorations.

The corner diner, known simply as Family Restaurant, was located at the furthest edge of the desolate Nevada town. There were two relic cars out front and a giant sculpture of a vampire bat nearly blocking the entryway. His extended belly pushed against the glass door as he made his way inside.

“Good afternoon, Sir,” the waitress said, a fake smile on her face. She was wearing candy corn earrings. “Would you like the breakfast menu or the lunch menu?”

Marty looked over to see the family all seated around a booth. There was no one else in the restaurant. “Uhh, lunch is fine. Thank you.”

“Follow me,” she said. The waitress looked thirty but might have been a decade younger. Her hair was falling out, and a zit filled with pus looked ready to pop on her right cheek.

He took a seat at a sad two-seater table.

“Can I get you anything to drink?”

“Just water, please.” Marty’s stomach growled again. He needed something edible pronto. “I’ll actually order now.”

She didn’t bother taking out a pen and pad. “Sure. What can I get ya?”

Nothing on the menu looked safe. Every greasy burger, sandwich, and hot dog made Marty want to throw up.

“Do you have any specials?”

“Yes, we have a dessert special. The pumpkin pie milkshake.”

Marty’s eyes grew three times bigger. “Pumpkin milkshake?”

“That’s correct. It’s amazing.”

During his life-long struggle with irritable bowel syndrome, not to mention lactose intolerance, Marty had avoided dairy products like STDs. While scrambled eggs only made him gassy, a glass of milk usually gave him the runs for hours.

But one of Marty’s fondest memories dated back to age eight, when his system ran fine and life was sweet. His mother had brought him to an autumn festival, where he enjoyed his first taste of the spicy trove of wonders, otherwise known as pumpkin ice cream.

He was scared for his health. But for once in his pained life, he didn’t care.

“I’ll do the milkshake. Sounds good.”

“That’s all?”

“That’s all.”

She nodded and took his menu. As she walked to the back of the restaurant, he could see her picking at her pimple.

Marty tapped his fingers on his table as he stared at the family across the way and took notice of their timidity. The parents sat at each end, while the kids focused on their coloring books.

The mother caught him staring at them. She bit her bottom lip and winked, not flirtatiously, but with sadness.

He turned around just in time to see the waitress plop the large shake on his table. It was served in a tall, chilled glass, piled high with whipped cream.

“Here you go. Enjoy.”

“Thank you.”

Marty picked up his spoon and brought it down into the thick swirl of heaven. He hesitated, knowing the consequences that would soon arise.

When he took his first bite, a rush of excitement surged through his entire body. His taste buds, used to plain foods like water crackers, started ejaculating with joy. The richness of the pumpkin flavor, blended with warm spices like cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, flooded Marty with so many memories that he wanted to cry.

“How is it?” the waitress asked, walking toward the family with a tray of food.

Marty didn’t say a thing. He just nodded, a child-like grin plastered on his face.

He took another bite. And another. Before he could stop himself, he had devoured half of the cup. He brought his spoon down to taste a dollop of the whipped cream, when a bout of air started charging up his throat.

It started as a burp. When his forehead started sweating, he knew he was in for a whirl of hurt. For the first time in months, he felt nauseous.

He tried to burp again, but he could feel a warm rush of acidic chunks heading up his windpipe. At the same time, he could sense the imminent explosion of mushy feces in his rectum. He felt as if he had consumed poison, and his body was trying to violently expel it from both ends.

“Oh no.”

The vomit came first. A mixture of white foam and orange fluid spilled out from Marty’s mouth like a soda dispenser. It splashed against the table and dribbled off the other side.

The family across the way watched Marty in horror. He put his hand over his mouth to try to keep from throwing up again, but to no success. He puked again, this time upchucking even more watery misery. Panicked, he glanced around the restaurant to find the bathroom door. He didn’t see it. He looked for the waitress. She had disappeared.

When Marty looked over at the family, he found his head swirling with confusion. Clearly not done with their meals, they were making their way to the emergency exit, the parents holding onto their children’s hands. If Marty hadn’t known any better, he would’ve thought the restaurant had just caught on fire.

Marty stood up and started making his way to a dark hallway on the left, the only possible avenue that could lead to a bathroom.

That’s when he heard the scratching noise.

He turned to his left. He couldn’t tell where the noise was coming from. It sounded like sharp fingernails scraping against a creaky pipeline. He took a step forward to investigate, but a shriek from his colon made him turn back around.

Marty rushed down the hallway to find a single unisex bathroom. He closed the door, locked it, and made his way to the stall. It smelled of rotting corpses. Graffiti stained the walls and wet paper towels dangled off the broken toilet seat.

He wanted to run out of the bathroom, jump in his car, and never look back, but he had a job to do. He pulled down his pants and sat on the unsanitary toilet, his asshole prepared for immediate launch.

The diarrhea shot out of his anus with the velocity of an angry garden hose. He gripped both sides of the toilet in agonizing pain.

After he pushed out the last few drops with the intensity of birthing a child, he brought his head down to his knees. He closed his eyes and let out a grateful sigh.

When he opened them, he saw a severed finger.

He thought it was a carrot. He picked it up, turned it over, and noticed a small bit of bone sticking out.

Marty opened his mouth to scream, but he stopped himself when he heard the bathroom door blow open.

“Hello?” Marty was eight years old again, this time frightened and alone.

The response he received was a low, eerie growl. It sounded like nothing he had ever heard before. He looked down beneath the stall to see feet not of a human or an animal. There were six feet in total, all slim and spider-like.

They were hovering off the ground.

Marty felt no hesitation in releasing a scream this time as the stall door ripped open, revealing a slimy creature so morbid, he had to close his eyes. Even Marty’s bowels closed up with fear.

The creature approached him, opening its mouth so wide it could swallow the room, and Marty knew his time had come. He had lived his entire life with the dread that he would die in a bathroom stall, and he was right. The vociferous creature, dark brown in color but with a face disturbingly colorless, swooped down below Marty’s legs. He braced for the worst.

It took a few seconds for Marty to realize he wasn’t the intended meal. He jumped up, revealing his bare ass, and leaned against the grimy stall.

He turned his head around to see the creature’s mouth wrap around the toilet. Its sharp teeth dug deep into the floor, causing a break in the water pipe, as the toilet lifted off the ground. Water started shooting everywhere as the creature held it high up in the air with its six tiny arms and turned it upside down. Marty’s pool of orange diarrhea started sliding down the creature’s hungry throat.

“Oh my God,” Marty said under his breath. “It eats shit.”

The creature unleashed a loud, chilling howl of satisfaction and slammed the empty toilet against the wall.

When the creature turned around, it met Marty’s eyes. He held his breath and tried not to move. He watched as its eyes moved all the way down to his scared, clenched ass. The creature didn’t turn away. Instead, it started opening its mouth again.

Marty looked down at his sagging buttocks. There was a tiny brown stain on his right cheek.

“No!”

The creature wrapped its teeth around Marty’s midsection and bit down with a cacophonous crunch. As Marty spit up an avalanche of blood and started getting swallowed, he took comfort in one simple thought.

No more irregularity.

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Full Flight: A Spooky Horror Story!

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Full Flight

by Brian Rowe

Agatha sat in a window seat of the Boeing 737, fiddling with her thumbs and trying to stay calm. This wasn’t one of her better days — her claustrophobia was starting to overwhelm her as much as the stinging in her heart.

She peered to her right to see a middle-aged man in the window seat on the other side. With his short salt-and-pepper hair and thick black framed-glasses, he reminded her of her only child she had buried the day before. He looked up from his thin paperback and nodded to her. She quickly faced forward.

A stream of people of all shapes and sizes started heading down the middle aisle. She made it the day’s mission to avoid eye contact with all the passers-by. She wanted her space. She wanted to be left alone.

“Is this seat taken?” a man asked.

Agatha didn’t respond right away. Despite recently celebrating her eighty-sixth birthday and developing a mild case of glaucoma in her left eye, her hearing hadn’t faded one bit. She had heard the man.

Yes. Both seats. Please go away.

He sat down anyway, plopping himself in the aisle seat. He buckled his seatbelt, leaned back, and put his left foot up on the chair in front of him, clearly making himself at home.

He was a slickly dressed pretty boy in his late twenties. His obnoxiously small Bluetooth earpiece signaled to all those around him just what an important person he was.

“ — it’s the last time I’m gonna tell you, Bob,” the man said at a boisterous volume, continuing a rapid conversation into his earpiece, “he’s not gonna pony up a single dime. If you want to see a return on that P&A money, the last thing you want to do is deal with a lying, manipulative prick like Todd Raphaelson — ”

The man’s inanity grated on Agatha with every word spoken, and for the first time in her life, she wished both her eardrums would explode simultaneously, not to cause her any pain but so that she could sit in silence.

“Please keep your voice down,” she managed to say out loud, but the man didn’t hear her, or, more likely, chose to ignore her.

She shifted her weight closer to the window. It was finally starting to get dark outside.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” a female voice said over the speakers, “I just wanted to remind you that this is a completely full flight. Please take the first available seat so that we can back out of the gate and get you on your way as soon as possible.”

The thought of sitting two seats over from this certified nincompoop for the next couple hours filled Agatha with a quiet despair, but another person in between them, giving her no room to breathe, would really challenge her increasingly volatile mental state.

She watched as three dozen more people fumbled their ways to their seats. One of the last individuals to board the plane, a young blonde girl who looked obnoxiously comfortable in her tanned skin, pulled off an over-sized pair of sunglasses and pursed her lips as she tried to seek out an empty seat.

Please don’t look over here. Please don’t look over here.

“Oh my God, Jeremy?” she asked in a high-pitched voice.

A second later: “Zoe?”

The old woman watched with disdain as her neighbor unbuckled his seat belt and stood up to hug the girl.

“Hey Bob,” he said into his earpiece, “I’ll call you back after the flight.” He pressed the phone off and wrapped his arms around the girl. She looked no older than twenty-five. “Zoe! It’s so nice to see you!”

“You, too,” she said. “It’s been a while.”

“When did we last see each other?”

She took a moment to think, but Agatha could tell this girl knew exactly the last time she had seen this man. “Last summer, I think? Mike’s Fourth of July party?”

“That’s right,” the guy said, nodding, appearing a tad uncomfortable. “So what are you doing in Seattle?”

“Oh, just visiting some family. What are you doing here?”

“Just working. You know how it is. Man, I can’t believe I haven’t seen you since last summer. You look fantastic.”

“Thanks.” She pointed to the middle seat. “Is anyone sitting there?”

He smiled and took a step back. “Nope, nobody. Have a seat.”

Agatha swallowed before letting out a sorrowful sigh.

The plane had been in the air for thirty minutes, and the two simpletons sitting next to her hadn’t once stopped their babbling. She looked out at the nighttime sky from her tiny window and tried her best to keep the frivolous chatter out of her head.

“Something to drink?” a flight attendant asked, momentarily interrupting their conversation.

“Vodka Tonic,” the guy said.

“That’ll be five dollars. And you, Miss?”

“Diet Coke, please,” the girl said.

“And you, Ma’am?”

Agatha barely made eye contact. “I’m fine.”

After swiping his credit card, the flight attendant shuffled to the other side of the row, and the blonde girl started laughing in a cryptic, evil manner.

“What is it?” the guy asked.

“I remember how much you love the vodka. Check this out.” She leaned over and pulled a bunch of mini bottles out of her purse. “It’s a shame for you to spend the five bucks. I swiped ten of these on my way inside the plane!”

“You’re joking,” he said, examining the bottles of vodka and rum.

“I don’t joke,” she said with a laugh. “Want to make it a double?”

He smiled, showing off his gargantuan pearly whites. “Let’s make it a triple!”

The two clinked a pair of mini bottles together and started roaring with laughter so loud that Agatha thought her agitated brain might explode.

She watched with animosity as the two kept downing shots, the guy always drinking the vodka, the girl always drinking the rum, their conversation becoming louder with each passing minute.

“ — and that scene when they’re sleep-walking together,” the guy said, two lines of drool running down his goateed chin, “he crushes the Oreos and just waves the bag around his head!”

He started laughing so hard he couldn’t have possibly heard the girl’s next comment: “No, no, Step Brothers is funny, but Anchorman is genius.”

“Oh, it’s the best! And Old School! And Zoolander!”

“And I loved the one where he was the basketball player with the afro.”

“So good!” the guy shouted, lifting his butt off his seat as if he were going to tackle the poor girl. “What was that one called?”

“I don’t remember.”

“I don’t either. Blades of Glory?”

“No, that’s the ice skating one.”

“Oh, right.”

Agatha didn’t mean for it to happen, but she got caught in the guy’s eye-line.

Old lady!” he shouted with a guffaw. “Uhh, hey Grandma, would you happen to know?”

Agatha turned away. Every molecule in her petite body kept her from reaching over and ripping the guy’s head off. “No.”

“What was that?” he asked, now leaning over the blonde girl.

No,” Agatha repeated. “I don’t know.”

Psh! Big help you are!”

He leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms. Agatha wasn’t the only one perturbed by the guy’s behavior; others in nearby rows were glancing over in annoyance.

“You all right?” the girl asked the guy.

He tapped on her right leg. “Never better. You got any more of the good stuff? How ‘bout I try some of that rum!”

“Sorry. You wiped me out.”

“Damn it.” He stared forward for a moment without uttering a single word. Agatha thought he might finally pass out when he said: “I gotta take a piss.”

He jumped into the aisle and balanced himself on the chair in front of him. He had a glazed look on his face — it was unclear if he had the stamina to make it all the way to the bathroom.

Agatha watched as he stumbled down the aisle toward the back of the plane and stuffed himself into the miniscule lavatory.

Now’s my chance for a little one-on-one.

“Will you excuse me?” Agatha asked, standing up and making her way to the center aisle with the agility of a woman half her age.

She slinked toward the bathroom, her eyes filled with malicious contempt toward that thing inside.

She lightly tapped her knuckles against the door, which said vacant instead of occupied. “Excuse me? Young man? I need to speak to you.”

She expected an answer right away; instead, she found silence. She couldn’t even hear the muffled sounds of sink water or urination.

“Hello?” she asked, raising her voice. “I know you’re in there!”

Again, silence.

Maybe he’s scared of me.

She stared down at the vacant sign.

As he should be.

She pulled on the awkward door handle and stumbled inside, tripping over the man’s legs and crashing the top of her head into the bathroom mirror before she even had a chance to scream.

— –

Jeremy upchucked for the third time into the lugubrious metallic toilet.

What the hell was that?

He had felt something strike his legs, followed by a swift gasp. He pressed his left arm against the cold bathroom surface and looked over his right shoulder to see an old woman’s head pressed against a shattered mirror. No glass had fallen, but a thin stream of blood ran down from the bottom of her wrinkly chin toward the top of the tiny sink.

Jeremy opened his mouth to yell for assistance when a terrifying thought entered his pounding head.

I just killed this woman.

He tried to shake it but couldn’t.

This woman’s dead because of me.

He promptly shut and locked the door, his mind racing, thoughts of handcuffs, courtrooms, and crowded jail cells blending in with the nausea and pulsating migraine.

I have to get back to my seat.

He tiptoed around the body, which somehow remained upright despite the last breath having escaped the senior woman’s mouth. Jeremy could see her eyes in the mirror, still open, looking not deathly but full of rage.

Making sure not to touch the body or the blood, he opened the bathroom door and slammed it shut upon entering the aisle.

The captain had been speaking over the intercom. “…and so I’m going to turn on the fasten-the-seatbelt sign. We should be landing shortly.”

Jeremy peered forward to see the backs of a hundred heads. Nobody had heard a peep from the bathroom. He was scot-free.

As long as nobody goes in there.

He bee-lined for his seat and smashed his buttocks against the blonde girl’s hand, which was resting on top of his armrest.

“Oww!”

“Sorry,” he said, putting his seat belt back on and shoving his back against the chair. Enough sweat dripped down his forehead to make him appear as if he had just spent the last five minutes in a sauna.

She shook her pained hand in the air before observing his meltdown. “What happened? Are you all right?”

“I’m fine,” he said. “I think I drank too much.”

“Did you throw up?”

“A few times, yeah. It’s weird. I’m usually not such a lightweight.”

“You definitely weren’t the last time I saw you,” she said with an exaggerated grin. “Here, have some water.”

She handed him a bottled water from her bag, and he downed almost half of it.

“Thanks,” he said, giving it back before looking over his right shoulder to see a teenager standing in the aisle near the back. He was searching the bins for his bag.

Sit down, asshole.

He watched as the teen sat back down in his seat and started playfully punching a friend. Jeremy darted his eyes to the right to see that the area near the bathroom was still unoccupied.

He turned back around to see the girl staring at him.

“You’re not looking too good,” she said.

His headache and nausea hadn’t gotten worse, but he was starting to feel sharp pains in his stomach, along with a burning sensation in his throat.

Then his breathing started intensifying.

What the hell is happening to me?

A whisper entered his left ear: “Semi-Pro.”

He moved his eyes toward hers, an act so unusually arduous he thought he might faint then and there. “What?”

She smiled. “The Will Ferrell movie.”

The girl punched him in his Adam’s apple so fast not a single other passenger noticed.

Jeremy tried to scream, but his throat closed up, cutting off his oxygen supply.

The girl ripped away his Bluetooth earpiece. “By the way, I wasn’t very honest with you earlier,” she whispered, gripping her hands on the sides of his stomach. “Those mini bottles you drank out of? That wasn’t vodka. It was a potent dose of a little friend of mine called antimony.”

He tried to maneuver from side to side, but she wouldn’t let him move.

As he attempted a final breath, his bloodshot eyes met hers.

“You shouldn’t have taken advantage of me last summer, Jeremy,” she continued to whisper into his left ear, her eyes swirling with black venom. “If you were just a decent human being, you could’ve avoided this. You could’ve had your whole life ahead of you.”

His mouth opened wide, and a rush of fear moved through every vein in his face.

She did remember.

She kissed him on his sweaty cheek. “Oh well.”

Jeremy slumped over and hit his head against the chair in front of him with a violent thwack.

— –

Zoe placed a lavender blanket over the man’s body and turned his face toward hers to make it appear like he was sleeping. She got comfortable in her seat and enjoyed a deep, satisfying breath as the plane touched down on the Sacramento runway.

The deed is done.

Seconds before the plane came to a complete stop, Zoe grabbed her bag, jumped out of her row, and raced down the aisle before anyone could block her exit out of the airplane. She waited an agonizing minute for the door to be opened, during which time she examined her boarding pass for her immediate flight back east.

She glanced back only once, noticing that the body, although slumped into the middle seat a tad awkwardly, looked simply like a man passed out from having one too many of those over-priced drinks.

As she moved her eyes a bit to the right to see an empty window seat, her spirited smile formed into a frown of confusion.

What the hell happened to that old lady?

When the door finally unveiled an empty gate, Zoe raced toward the terminal and boarded a hastily departing red eye flight. Her plane had already reached 10,000 feet by the time a pair of high-pitched screams from the Sacramento runway echoed up into the chilly night skies.